The thing that makes my neighbor’s girlfriend so homosexual?

The thing that makes my neighbor’s girlfriend so homosexual?

That is assailed on each top

235 `Sire olde kaynard, so is this thyn array? `Sir dated doddering fool, is it thy creating? 236 The thing that makes my neighebores wyf so homosexual? 237 This woman is honoured overal ther she gooth; She is honored everywhere she happens; 238 I sitte in the hoom; We have zero thrifty clooth. I sit at household; I’ve zero pretty good clothes. 239 What dostow within my neighebores hous? Exactly what dost thou inside my neighbor’s house? 240 Try she thus fair? Artow very amorous? Is she very reasonable? Artwork thou very amorous? 241 What rowne ye having oure mayde? Benedicite! What do you whisper with this housemaid? Bless me! 242 Sire olde lecchour, lat thy japes feel! Sir dated lecher, help thy tricks be! 243 And in case I’ve a gossib or an excellent freend, And in case We have a buddy or a friend, 244 Withouten gilt, thou chidest given that a feend, Innocently, thou scold eg a fiend, 245 If that I walke or pleye unto his hous! Basically walk or wade unto his household to amuse me! 246 Thou comest hoom just like the dronken given that a good mous, Thou comest family because intoxicated due to the fact a great mouse, 247 And you may prechest with the thy table, having yvel preef! And you will preach for the thy table, misfortune to you personally! 248 Thou seist to me it is a desired meschief Thou sayest in my experience it’s an effective bad luck 249 To help you wedde an effective povre womman, to have costage; So you’re able to marry a poor girl, because of expenses; 250 If in case you to she feel riche, from heigh parage, And in case she feel steeped, from large beginning, 251 Thanne seistow that it’s a tormentrie Next thou sayest it is a torment 252 So you’re able to soffre get pride and you may get malencolie. To place on along with her satisfaction and her angry feelings. 253 Assuming one to she become reasonable, thou verray knave, And in case she feel reasonable, thou total knave, 254 Thou seyst that each holour wol get enjoys; Thou sayest that each lecher would like to keeps her; 255 She may no whilst in chastitee abyde, She will be able to perhaps not will still be chaste for any length of time, 256 That is assailled upon ech an excellent syde.

257 Thou seyst som individuals desiren us to have richesse, Thou sayest some people focus all of us to have riches, 258 Somme for oure shap, and somme having oure fairnesse, Some for our figure, and lots of in regards to our fairness, 259 And som to possess she kan outher synge or daunce, And something given that she will be able to either play otherwise moving, 260 And you will som to possess gentillesse and daliaunce; And several due to noble descent and you may flirtatious talk; 261 Som to possess hir handes and you will hir armes smale; Certain due to their hand and their thinner palms; 262 Thus goth al on devel, from the thy tale. Hence happens the towards demon, based on your. 263 Thou seyst males will get nat kepe an effective castel wal, Thou sayest males may well not safeguard a palace wall surface, 264 It may very longe assailled already been overal. It could so long feel assailed towards the the corners.

May thy wrinkled neck feel broken in bits!

265 And in case one to she feel foul, thou seist you to she Incase she feel unappealing, thou sayest one to she 266 Coveiteth all the man you to she will get se, Covets the kid you to definitely she could see, 267 To have due to the fact an excellent spanyel she wol to the hym lepe, Having including a great spaniel she will into him plunge, 268 Til you to definitely she fynde som guy get to chepe. Until she get some boy to find (take) their. 269 Ne noon therefore gray goos gooth ther from the river Neither does one goose wade around on lake, in spite of how boring, 270 Because, seistow, wol become withoute make. One, thou sayest, might possibly be in place of a pal. 271 And seyst it is an enthusiastic hard thyng having so you can welde And thou sayest it’s a painful issue to deal with 272 A great thyng you to definitely zero boy wole, his thankes, helde. Something that no boy commonly, willingly, hold. 273 Thus seistow, lorel, whan thow goost so you can bedde, Thus sayest thou, scoundrel, when thou goest to sleep, 274 Which zero wys child nedeth to have so you’re able to wedde, And this no wise son needs to marry, 275 Ne no child you to entendeth unto hevene. Neither any kid one to hopes (going) so you’re able to heaven. 276 That have wilde thonder-dynt and you can firy levene With crazy thunder-bolt and flaming super 277 Moote thy welked nekke become tobroke!